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My Theories about Time

Here are my time-transcending theories about time:

I) Time-Mathematics 101 - Speed of Time : Day of Week Ratio




where 
SoT = Speed of Time
DoW = Day of the Week


The Speed of Time is inversely proportional to the Day of the Week.

Case in point: On Friday afternoon, time advances one inch per minute while on Sunday afternoon it advances one kilometre per second.

II) Time-Physics - Time transmogrifies* !

Time assumes different forms according to the Day of the Week. 


Refer to the illustrations for an in-depth understanding of this concept.



Monday 

Image Courtesy http://fattytantan.wordpress.com


Tuesday

Image Courtesy www.pinestreet.ca  


Wednesday

Image Courtesy www.smafccp.org


Thursday

Image Courtesy http://rachelcreative.wordpress.com


Friday Morning

Image Courtesy www.marktoon.co.uk


Friday Evening

Image Courtesy www.abduzeedo.com


Saturday

Image Courtesy www.animalclipart.net


Sunday Morning

Image Courtesy http://buckeyepsych.wordpress.com


Sunday Evening

Image Courtesy www.stockphotos.it


So, finally my ‘time’ has come ! With this post, I am joining the ranks of the greats who have expounded on the topic of ‘Time’. (Takes a bow, waves to the audiences, mouths ‘Thank you, thank you’)


* Refer Calvin & Hobbes

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Mukul Katkar said…
Wow...I will refer this post to big Hollywood studios. They will approach you for the new concept & script copyright...I can see few years down the line, you will be awarded Nobel prize for the discovery and outstanding contribution in the field of physics. :D
28 May 2012 at 15:16
The Wanderer said…
:)))) With an Oscar for script-writing and a Nobel in Physics, I'll be the contender for another award - "Most Creative Physicist" !
29 May 2012 at 14:55
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