Here are my time-transcending theories about time:
I) Time-Mathematics 101 - Speed of Time : Day of Week Ratio
where
SoT = Speed of Time
DoW = Day of the Week
The Speed of Time is inversely proportional to the Day of the Week.
where
SoT = Speed of Time
DoW = Day of the Week
The Speed of Time is inversely proportional to the Day of the Week.
Case in point: On Friday afternoon, time advances one inch per minute while on Sunday afternoon it advances one kilometre per second.
II) Time-Physics - Time transmogrifies* !
Time assumes different forms according to the Day of the Week.
Refer to the illustrations for an in-depth understanding of this concept.
Refer to the illustrations for an in-depth understanding of this concept.
Monday
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Tuesday
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Wednesday
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Thursday
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Friday Morning
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Friday Evening
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Saturday
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Sunday Morning
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Sunday Evening
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So, finally my ‘time’ has come ! With this post, I am joining the ranks of the greats who have expounded on the topic of ‘Time’. (Takes a bow, waves to the audiences, mouths ‘Thank you, thank you’)
* Refer Calvin & Hobbes
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